We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
