I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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