...so i touched it.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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