We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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