Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
