I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
You are a genius and a whore.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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