Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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