Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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