is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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