Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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