k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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