That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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