What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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