kristin has been a bad kristin
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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