I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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