I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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