I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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