He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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