"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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