doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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