Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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