so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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