And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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