I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Randomize
