I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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