Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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