It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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