Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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