Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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