Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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