Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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