Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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