Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
The adults are the big ones right?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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