Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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