he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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