mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I have so many feelings about this burrito
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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