That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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