a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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