well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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