My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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