I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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