There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
