And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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