I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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