We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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