So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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