You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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