real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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