...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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