And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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